The Drones: What We Know We  Know

Drones Now FILL THE SKIES!

Drones. Drones. They’re everywhere. Or, are they?

Most reports are erroneous. Start with that. It’s something you can even prove.

Then, know that people have been arrested flying drones over military bases in recent weeks.

So that’s happening, or at least it was.

But what about all these other drone sightings?

What exactly do we know that we know, thus far?

I’ve Never Noticed…the Moon

Clearly, people weren’t looking up before. How do I know this?

Because I’m outside at night, and nothing at all has changed.

Most of the videos I’ve seen are clearly identifiable aircraft like planes and helicopters.

News organizations feeding into this frenzy are doing a disservice to the American people.

People say that they’re seeing things really close. It’s not easy knowing how far. That takes training.

And, a helicopter at night may look unusual.

That’s a fact.

Umm..They’re Planes…and Helicopters

Throw in that the F.B.I. has traced the flight paths of known planes and most of these sightings match up.

The remaining? Helicopters.

What about the apparent drones coming in off the ocean?

The most likely explanation are high-altitude balloons and aircraft operated by N.O.A.A. that float or fly around getting weather data, flying through storms and clouds, as it were.

Or, they could even be Star-link satellites, going by in a line, one by one by one. In fact, those are likely the ones NOT showing upon flight data.

The video that the other S.I. paper had is just a helicopter.

Mass Awakening or Mass Confusion?

This is a simple matter of mass confusion.

It’s not a delusion; something is clearly up there. But are they drones?

That’s where the confusion begins. People are observing something. But what?!

The Drones Go Dark When You Get Eyes on Them!

The stories about the drones “going dark” when you “get eyes on them” are refuted by the dozens and dozens of alleged sightings.

The videos roll on and on, and the “drones” never go dark.

The stories about the clocks changing time on clocks are probably some sort of trolling, a nod to the Betty and Barney Hill, a couple that alleged alien abduction in the 1960s, and a distinct feature of their experience was lost time.

Only now, my own relatives are saying that this is happening nightly.

Does anyone have any lithium? Like, a mega-size bottle and a few million prescriptions?

The Moon Followed Me Home!

Drones are not following you home. And, neither is the moon. It’s an optical illusion, silly.

No one is watching you or trying to steal your Porsche with a drone.

It’s China! No, Wait! It’s Russia! No, Wait! It’s Canada!

It’s not the Chinese or the Russians. In fact, it’s not anyone.

It’s mass delusion. Sorry; I said it.

Good thing I’m writing this anonymously.

My family and neighbors would hate me.

Thursday In Westleigh Was a Copter

I saw that ariel vehicle on Thursday night. I live in Westleigh and I was walking the dog.

That was not a drone. Sorry.

It was a helicopter, one of the more expensive models. Sort of like the ones the Coast Guard uses.

Dirty Bombs? Ummmm…Nope.

And, don’t worry. Idiots spreading rumors about looking for dirty bomb parts smuggled in from Iran are out of their gourds.

Our nation does sweeps for radioactivity continuously.

But those in the know already know the configuration of the aircraft when it’s done.

Sure; it could be done using drones, but they would fly in a certain formation and keep that formation.

Another rumor squashed.

It’s the Mothership! Beam me Up Scotty! E.T. is Already Inside Eating Reese’s Pieces

And, talk about an “Iranian mothership?”

Let’s keep politics out of this. Iran does not maintain an Atlantic fleet off the coast of the United States. That is laughable. We have a competent Coast Guard taking care of our waters.

And, a “mothership” would be sort-of hanging in the skies anyway, a U.F.O.-type thing, right? That would then involve the Air Force. I don’t think they’ve reported any “Motherships” lately.

What Was, Is, and Shall Be

There are all sorts of three letter agencies operating aircraft for all kinds of good reasons, but still, not reasons that you or I should necessarily be privy to.

In other words, it’s always been done, and has never harmed anyone.

It’s probably less about surveillance and more about research studies, mapping land and surveying structural features, and constructive purposes like that.

That people’s minds immediately venture to nefariousness shows they don’t trust their government.

Again, anyone who knows realizes we are already surveilled, and so if you’re not guilty, you’re probably not imagining that it’s the government watching you watch Conan episodes you have stored on DVD-R from 2002 while you toke some legal weed and have your nightly martini with your wife.

Let’s be serious.

You Voted For Representation. You Got It!

Our elected officials are concerned. And, rightly so.

Their constituents, sometimes even their neighbors, are reporting all kinds of weird ariel phenomena.

And so, we see Borough President Vito Fosella flanked by a number of our other elected officials, standing in the shadow of the Verrazano Bridge at Fort Wadsworth, with everyone looking cold and worried.

B.P. Fosella had this to say: “Get aggressive! Figure out what these things are and help…alleviate…the frustration and anxiety that many people share This is 2024. They’re either lying, they’re incompetent, or both!” By the way, congratulations to the B.P. on becoming a grandfather!

Representative Nicole Malliotakis added: “…flying all over is a public safety issue there can be an accident there could be an explosion there could be a crash this is a very densely populated area…”

Banner Image: Night sky. Image Credit – Blair Fraser